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They made a statue of us.

Work is good, derby is GREAT. We had our first bout Sunday night and we made almost $1500 in ticket sales alone - over $300 in merchandise. It inspired me. I need to get my knees and back checked out so I can bout. My goal is to be in ONE by the end of the season. Our bench coach, Mr. Hollywood, said that I could be in all of them. All of them, except for April 1st, because that roster has already been made and since it’s next week, I seriously doubt that my captain is going to have another minimum skills assessment while she’s worrying about the headhunting succubi that we’ll be playing.



Tomorrow I get fitted for my hearing aids! I’m so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They are giving my athletic hearing aids so I can wear them during derby (since yes, I am an athlete now).

I’m also doing the Weight Watchers thing again… But I did the math and know that I have the money to do it so I can stick with it now and not have to worry.

My mom switched phone companies from AT&T to Verizon Wireless. She gave me my phone yesterday, and it… is… AMAZING. It’s called the LG Enlighten… It’s a touch screen that slides out into a QWERTY keyboard. Holy crapola it’s incredible.



And, also, last, but certainly not least… Relationship update.

S and I have been fighting a lot lately… And to tell you the truth, I got a little worried about the relationship for a hot minute. But everything is great.  Big things are about to happen.

I’m not really sure what to right after that… So here is a video of Cartman as Gordon Ramsay. OY BEW BEW BEW BEW BEW!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGh4TP3hcBs

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